Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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