He asked to "fluff my boner.."
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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