I wanna bring you to show and tell
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Randomize
