what if every blade of grass was a penis?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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