so explain again why im purple
no
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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