Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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