we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this boner is exhausting
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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