so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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