Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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