he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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