If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
