Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Terrible idea I love it
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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