it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I am naked and annoyed.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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