I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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