just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You left your phone here
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