Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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