Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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