with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
