Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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