Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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