Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Maybe he injected his testicle?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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