Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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