Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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