I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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