she looked like the before picture.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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