We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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