you win again, gameday.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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