can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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