I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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