They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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