I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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