he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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