is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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