Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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