I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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