marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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