and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
