Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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