she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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