I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
