:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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