would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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