Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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