I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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