you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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