none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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