I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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