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Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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