He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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