no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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